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To the surprise of almost no one (Carmine’s mother, perhaps, may be the only one genuinely surprised, but even then we think that subconsciously she knows deep down that she birthed, raised, enabled, and defended an animal-abusing predator), Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, of Philadelphia (south Philly), 26 years of age, has just been charged with…
A year ago today, around this time of day in fact, Charisma, my disabled brother’s medically-fragile ESA cat, was freed from a closed-off room devoid of food and water, where she was presumably left to die by the person who stole her from her human, a disabled man, after illegally evicting that man from their…
For many people, a new year is a new opportunity for growth, change, and the ability to start a new chapter. For Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, it’s business as usual, which includes the usual irresponsible choices, including: Still not responding to multiple traffic tickets from May 2025: Multiple summons dodgings and a missed court hearing,…
You know, Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, for someone who has chosen the occupation of career criminal, you’re pretty terrible at it. We would suggest you don’t quit your day job – but that would require you to be gainfully employed, which we already know you aren’t, quite possibly never have been, and unless you decide…
US: “We know of the following allegations against Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti , and there is documentation and/or eyewitness accounts and/or sufficient plausibility to prove most of them” MOMMY DEAREST, aka Carmine’s mother, Debra Fioravanti: “I will pray for you and your hateful heart.” We aren’t surprised Carmine’s spawnpoint would have no prayers for Carmine’s…
While we understand Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti has many enemies and frenemies, we also understand the desire to remain anonymous for any number of reasons while spilling the tea on what hobosexing extra-curriculars he’s up to as of late. So, we have a Contact page that has our email address (email@therealcarmine.com) – but also, the…
Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti wants everyone to believe he is a successful business owner who can afford fancy cars, crotch rockets, fancy loft living, and nights out on the town…yet he still has two unpaid traffic tickets from May of 2025? Now, we know the real story is Carmine is a broke hobosexual who leeches…
Rumor has it Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, hobosexual extraordinaire, is once again single, and no doubt ready to mingle with the next woman’s wallet. How’s that storage unit? (not the one you broke into, silly – the one it has been said you’re sleeping in.) We also discovered Carmine ripped off a woman to the…
(Many thanks to the anonymous person who shared these with me. Family, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and members of the community should know how Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti truly feels about Black people. Now, thanks to an anonymous tipster coming forward, and this blog, anyone is a click away from hearing Carmine’s true sentiments towards the…
Every couple of weeks I get surprised with these delightful rambling emails from Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, prominent hobosexual of South Philly. In each one he promises to stop contacting me and/or alleges his lolwyers tell him he shouldn’t be contacting me – perhaps one of these days he’ll actually do something more productive with…